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♪ love and marriage ♪

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♪ love and marriage ♪

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♪ go together like ♪

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♪ a horse and carriage ♪

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♪ this I tell ya, brother ♪

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♪ you can't have one ♪

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♪ without the other ♪

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♪ love and marriage ♪

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♪ love and marriage ♪

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♪ it's an institute ♪

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♪ you can't disparage ♪

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♪ ask the local gentry ♪

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♪ and they will say
it's elementary ♪

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♪ try, try, try
to separate them ♪

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♪ it's an illusion ♪

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♪ try, try, try
and you will only come ♪

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♪ to this conclusion ♪

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♪ love and marriage ♪

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Hello, carol?

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Bud bundy here.

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Hello?

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Hello, carol? Don't hang up.
I got tickets to the concert.

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Yes. It's bud bundy.

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Yep.

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What would you say
to a couple of primo seats

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To the jimmy dick and
the nighsticks concert Saturday?

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Well, yeah,
you'd have to go with me.

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I think it's worth it too.

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Good. Good.

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What say I pick you up
at 8:00?

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<i>Ciao,</i> baby.

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Ah...

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So many women,
so little time.

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Not me.

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I got one woman,
too much time.

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I'm not really
interested, dad.

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Listen, I really want
to impress this girl,

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So could you
drive me?

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Oh, could you wear one of
those stupid chauffeur hats?

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And put something
under your arm

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So it looks like
you're packing a rod.

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Why, bud?

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What your father's got
under there already

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Is far more lethal.

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Al, the termite control man
would like to speak to you.

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Oh, why?

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I keep telling you,
we don't have termites.

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It's just
the house settling.

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Kel, did you get
the tickets for the concert?

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I sure did...
And backstage passes.

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All right, kel.
You're a goddess.

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Give me my tickets.

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Oh, I decided
not to get you any.

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See, it was either
use your money

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To get four regular
concert tickets

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Or to get two tickets
and two backstage passes for me,

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So I'm taking my ugly friend,
mandy.

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That way, jimmy will
only look at me.

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I'm so happy.

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Well, kel...

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I'm happy for you, but...
What the hell about me?

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Oh, bud...

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I'm going to meet
jimmy dick!

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He's got this house
in jamaica.

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Do you know what I would
do for a house in jamaica?

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Yeah, the same thing
you'd do

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For dinner and a movie.

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Getting back to my
petty problem, see,

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I finally got a date
with a girl who has a waist.

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I've never
had waist before.

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I've gotta have someplace
to take her.

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Come on, bud.

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I'm sure there's
plenty of places

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You could take her instead.

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I know.

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The peanuts gang on ice
is in town!

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You know I'll devote
the rest of my life

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To get revenge on you.

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Well, I'm not too worried.

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See, I'll always have
the smell of clearasil

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To warn me that you're coming.

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How could we have termites?

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Kids, didn't I tell you
to wipe your feet

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Before you come
into the house?

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Now look.
We have termites.

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Now, kids, don't be ashamed.

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Even the finest homes
have termites.

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Of course, they get them
from homes like ours.

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Hey, kel, dad's
in a real bad mood.

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Be on your
best behavior.

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The least little thing
could get you grounded.

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Don't worry.

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I cleaned up my room.
I did all my chores.

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I'm untouchable.

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Hey, dad.
Report card day.

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I got four a's and a b,
but enough about me.

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Batter up.

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I, uh...I lost it.

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Well...This is
your lucky day...

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Because I found it.

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It must have fallen out
of your purse

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And accidentally got
taped under your bed.

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How did she do?

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Ahem.

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F, f, f, d.

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What happened, kel,
you attend one?

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Kelly, this is
the worst one yet.

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Now, we're going to have
to think

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Of a punishment
for this.

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Hey, I'm sure
you'll think of something.

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Oh, by the way, have a good time
at that concert Saturday, kel.

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Concert?

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You think that you're going
to a concert this weekend?

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No way.
You're grounded.

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Grounded?

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Kelly, you have got
to learn responsibility.

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Honey, would you like to see

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Some of your father's
old report cards?

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He didn't think studying
was important either.

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Now look at him.

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Well, mom, you're right,
of course,

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But won't you reconsider?

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I mean, I just know

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Kelly will study
for Monday's math test

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Right after the concert.

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You have
a math test Monday?

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Damn my loose lips.

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Kelly?

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Oh, come on.

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I mean, when am I ever
going to need to know math?

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Well, you may need it for
your career, you know--

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Three whoppers,
large fries, and a coke.

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Exterminator:
<i>Yo, mr. Bundy!</i>

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<i>More news</i>
<i>on the termite front.</i>

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Let me guess.

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A termite slipped
in the tub, broke his wing,

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And he's suing us.

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Well, on the good side,
he can't get much.

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Kel, I know what
you're thinking.

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"now, what am I going to
do with those tickets?"

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Well, since I got you
grounded,

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I'll take them
off your hands.

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Do you think
that for one second

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I'm going to stay here
and study

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When I'm just
a paternity suit

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Away from jamaica?

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Oh, no, budrick.
No.

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I'm sneaking out.
I do it all the time.

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No house
can hold me,

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And you are not going
to tell on me.

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You can count
on me, kel.

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Oh, I know I can,
because, you see,

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I happen know the true identity

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Of the masked
lovers' lane peeper...

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You know, the one
the whole football team

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Has a bounty on?

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You-- you have no proof.

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Oh?

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Then, uh...

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What would you call
this mask and flashlight?

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I just look.

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So, mr. Bundy,
we tent this baby up,

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And in just a couple of days,
adios, termites.

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Oh yeah? Well, how
much will it cost

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To tent this baby up?

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Just a second.
Now, let's see.

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We're going to need
the special tent.

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Special tent?
For what?

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Well, you know, your
house is shaped oddly.

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You mean
like a house?

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Yeah. Too bad.

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Now, let's see.
You got floors. That's extra.

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You got rooms.
That's extra.

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And windows, too.

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Uh-oh.

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Now, you got an attached garage,
so I'll give you 10% off,

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But then it is another room,
so that's extra...

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Plus gratuity....

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That comes to $1,750.

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Listen,
we'll think about it.

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We'll let you know.

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Okay, but be quick.

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Our price
goes up next week.

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I'm getting
my license.

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Kelly, you see what happens
when you study?

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$1,750 a job,
$1,750 a year.

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Yes, no.

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Winner, loser.

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Suicide, reason.

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Listen, I can squeeze you in
on Saturday.

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Saturday's fine.

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Saturday?

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Is a check okay?

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No.

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Ah, that's just great.

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$1,750 for a tent
to put over a house.

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Listen, why don't we just borrow
one of your mother's muumuus?

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Hell, if she doesn't wash it,

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We won't have to pay
for the poison, either.

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Well, since they're going
to be spraying the house

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With pesticides,

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The kids and I

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Will have to find
someplace to stay.

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I can stay
at my friend mandy's.

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Forget it, kelly.

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You're grounded
this weekend.

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You're staying with the family
and studying.

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Now, let's see.

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We need a place to stay
that's cheap and comfortable

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And accepts pets.

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I got it. We'll sleep
in the shoe store.

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Oh, honey,
please reconsider.

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There's still time to get
four cardboard boxes

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And sleep
in the junkyard.

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Nah, it's too much
like staying at your mother's.

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Nah, the shoe store's
better and safer.

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Once I lock it up,
nobody can get in...

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Or out.

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Oh, sir...
It's been 10 minutes.

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Don't you think you
should get me a shoe?

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That's an all-too-common
mistake

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In the shoe biz, miss.

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You see, us real pros

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Understand the need
of holding a foot

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And getting a good
look at the leg

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So we know what
we're dealing with.

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I hope you're not
too uncomfortable.

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Well, actually,
it turns me on.

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We're closed.

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Go home, peg.

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I am home, al.

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We're here, dad.

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Oh, dad!

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While you're here,

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Can I show you
some of our bras?

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I think I better be going.

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Well, could you show me
some of yours?

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Uh, al, are these some
of the fat women

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That you're always
complaining about?

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That was a once-in-a-lifetime
thing, peg,

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And I'm so glad you guys
were here to scared it away.

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Oh, peg, didn't you
bring him a bone or anything?

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Those are $100 pumps.

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Buck! Here, boy!

246
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Here, take this.
This one's on sale.

247
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Isn't that cute, al?

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It's like he knows.

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Yeah, it's real cute,
peg.

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When he's done with the shoe,
why don't you take him

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Over to the cash register
for dessert?

252
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Kel, why don't you just
give me the tickets?

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You're not getting
out of here.

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That's what they said
about the 10th grade,

255
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But eventually,
I will.

256
00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:07,157
Well,
it's closing time.

257
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No, really?
Look at this.

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Go home, peg.

259
00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:18,302
We're closed.

260
00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:20,103
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.

261
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:23,541
No! We've never
been more open.

262
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,711
How can I disappoint
the poor ladies, peg?

263
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:30,414
Have sex with them.

264
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:37,120
Ha! Ha! I intend to.

265
00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:41,291
Uh, ladies, sit down.

266
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,068
Where are
you ladies from?

267
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:53,571
We're from right next door--
the aerobics studio?

268
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,573
So many times
we've passed by

269
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,409
And seen your little face
pressed against the window.

270
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,210
Oh, no.

271
00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:02,713
So we thought
we'd come in.

272
00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,281
Do you have time?

273
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,049
For you?
Of course.

274
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,552
Um, what can I
do for you?

275
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:10,554
I was looking for
an evening shoe.

276
00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:13,557
Well, all right.
Let me measure your chest.

277
00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:14,658
I mean...Ha, ha, ha!

278
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:20,063
I mean your foot.

279
00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:22,566
Sometimes when
I'm at a party...

280
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:25,569
I don't know,
I can't help myself.

281
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:28,071
I think they call it
nymphomania.

282
00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:29,573
Every man I see,

283
00:13:29,574 --> 00:13:34,011
I just can't
keep my clothes on.

284
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,181
Excuse me, sir.

285
00:13:38,182 --> 00:13:39,617
Since I'm the one
buying the shoes,

286
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,585
Don't you think you should
be measuring my foot?

287
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:45,222
I'm sorry.
She's the nymphomaniac.

288
00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:46,724
Excuse me, sir,

289
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:50,193
But I'm going to do what
all of your customers do--

290
00:13:50,194 --> 00:13:52,195
Go to morty's for shoes,

291
00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:54,698
Where they have
much cuter salesmen,

292
00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:56,199
And younger too.

293
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,201
This guy
is pretty old.

294
00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:00,704
Maybe we should
go to morty's.

295
00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:02,506
I hope there is
a really cute guy there.

296
00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:04,909
Old or not,
in another second,

297
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,376
I would have been
all over this one.

298
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:13,383
Ta-ta!

299
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:20,123
Why, peg, why?

300
00:14:20,124 --> 00:14:23,928
Oh, because I thought I saw you
starting to look happy.

301
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,396
I was just pretending.

302
00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:28,298
You of all people
know I'm not happy.

303
00:14:28,299 --> 00:14:29,867
See, it's part of my job

304
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,869
To make the customers
feel special.

305
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,871
It's what I do,
and I'm proud of it.

306
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,706
I'm a pro. I care.

307
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,478
I need shoes.

308
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,747
Yeah, the blacksmith's
right around the corner.

309
00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:54,658
And now we're closed,

310
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:58,428
And much like my life,
my day is over.

311
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,397
Uh, dad? In case
of an emergency,

312
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,533
Where are
the other exits?

313
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,535
There are
no other exits.

314
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,036
But don't worry.
Nothing will happen.

315
00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:08,539
But if something does,
I've got keys right here...

316
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,041
So you can't
leave me behind.

317
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:13,544
Now, everybody gets
a sleeping bag.

318
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,046
Don't rush. There's
one for everyone.

319
00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,615
Gee, al, this is great.

320
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,117
When it gets dark,
can we all sit around a boot

321
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,585
And tell ghost stories?

322
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:25,489
We've got canned meat
from the survival store,

323
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,491
We've got games
from the toy store,

324
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:30,327
And most importantly,
we've got each other.

325
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:34,398
Family, we're going to have
the time of our lives.

326
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:40,470
Wow, what a nice
shoe store!

327
00:15:40,471 --> 00:15:43,473
What's the matter?
Aren't we having fun?

328
00:15:43,474 --> 00:15:47,511
Frankly, daddy,
I'm all partied out.

329
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:50,014
Oh, wow, look at the time.

330
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,516
It's 8:30. I know I'm beat.

331
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,018
Why don't you guys turn in?

332
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,887
If I'm going to do any studying,
I'll need quiet.

333
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:59,990
Hey, look. The movie
at the mallplex

334
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:03,928
Must have
just let out.

335
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,501
What's the matter?

336
00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:16,506
Haven't you ever seen a family
living in a shoe store before?

337
00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,576
A lousy eight bucks.

338
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,579
He would not put up a lousy
eight bucks for a hotel.

339
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,846
He's a cheap--

340
00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:24,181
Good night, everybody.

341
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:27,184
And you single guys out there,
remember,

342
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:29,987
This could happen to you.

343
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:37,027
Peg, that's morty.

344
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:39,029
Aw, don't worry, honey.
You got me.

345
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,898
Ha, ha, ha.
Right.

346
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:44,367
Hey, morty, look what I got.

347
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:45,235
Eat your heart out, buddy.

348
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:56,379
Well, peg, I'm depressed
enough now to go to bed.

349
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,882
Don't you mean
go to bag, honey?

350
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:02,486
Oh, I knew we should have
stayed in a hotel.

351
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:03,787
Yeah, yeah.

352
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,388
Hey, listen. Don't mess
up these sleeping bags.

353
00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:06,824
I borrowed them.

354
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,458
And watch what you do
with those tags,

355
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:13,363
Because if I lose them,
I've got to pay for them.

356
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,468
You guys go to sleep.
I'm trying to study.

357
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:21,171
Oh, then won't you need
these books?

358
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:28,512
Oh, god, I was studying so hard,
I thought I had them.

359
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,248
Ow!

360
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:33,083
Sorry.

361
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,352
Dad, kelly stepped on me.

362
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,821
Get used to it, son.
They do that your whole life.

363
00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:39,757
Ow!

364
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:54,171
Maybe we should have
stayed at a hotel.

365
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,674
Daddy, go to sleep.

366
00:17:56,675 --> 00:18:00,210
I can't. I got a furball
in my throat.

367
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:03,413
Ah, it's not just that.

368
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:05,683
[gagging]

369
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:12,122
I just feel bad about
grounding you and everything

370
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:13,623
And making you study.

371
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:16,626
I just want you
to do your best.

372
00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:18,896
Right, daddy.
Go to sleep.

373
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,564
Eh, I'm bored.

374
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:22,499
Listen, is there anything
that, you know,

375
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,902
You want to talk about
that's bothering you?

376
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,871
Do it now, because when
we get home, I won't care.

377
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:31,541
Everything's great.
Go to sleep.

378
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,543
I can't.
I'm not tired.

379
00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:39,183
Okay, well,
since you're up,

380
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:42,186
There is something
I'd like to talk about.

381
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,520
I have been having

382
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:44,688
These menstrual problems
lately--

383
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:49,526
Oh, boy, I'm tired.

384
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:53,197
I think I'll hit the sack.

385
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,200
Oh, listen, hon,
stay away from the door,

386
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,036
Because the electric eye is on.
It's real sensitive.

387
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,537
The alarm will go off.

388
00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:03,006
Hee, hee, hee, hee.

389
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,877
Hey, peg.

390
00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:10,347
I'm bored. Want to do it?

391
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,222
Al, the kids are here.

392
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:22,059
Okay, but remember I asked.

393
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,928
See you in the fall.

394
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:38,175
[snoring]

395
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,224
You are the lowest.

396
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:30,560
Stealing from daddy?
Oh, god...

397
00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,469
I'm over the wall.

398
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:42,139
Well, how are you going
to get past the electric eye?

399
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,008
The same way you get
your dates-- crawl.

400
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:50,080
[groaning]

401
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:02,392
Those damn mannequins
look like hookers.

402
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,419
See you in jamaica.

403
00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:39,229
[toilet flushes]

404
00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:45,402
Uh...Green meat attack.

405
00:21:47,471 --> 00:21:50,573
[dog growls]

406
00:21:50,574 --> 00:21:51,909
What's that, dad?

407
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,877
Ah, that's satan,
the mall guard dog.

408
00:21:53,878 --> 00:21:56,646
Don't worry about it.
He can't get in here.

409
00:21:56,647 --> 00:21:59,516
It's a good thing too.
He's a real killer.

410
00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:09,559
[barking]

411
00:22:15,499 --> 00:22:17,935
Better than any concert
I've ever seen.

412
00:22:43,127 --> 00:22:45,162
[♪]